Robin Williams said it perfectly,
If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
This, my friends, is my miracle oil. I LOVE my oils, but this one takes the cake. Chocolate cake. Mmmm...
The Dragon Time Massage Oil is so aptly named because, let's be honest, we do turn into dragons when approaching and going through our cycles. I'm guessing that the marketing guys at Young Living went through several names (Shark Week, Dreaded Dragon, The Curse, or TOM -- Time of Month) before they decided on Dragon Time. It also comes in standard oil form.
So what does it do? The pure and simple version?
The Dragon Time Massage Oil is so aptly named because, let's be honest, we do turn into dragons when approaching and going through our cycles. I'm guessing that the marketing guys at Young Living went through several names (Shark Week, Dreaded Dragon, The Curse, or TOM -- Time of Month) before they decided on Dragon Time. It also comes in standard oil form.
So what does it do? The pure and simple version?
The result is a soothing, stabilizing massage blend that helps calm and uplift women during challenging times of the month.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
People, it takes my cramps away. I'm no longer curling up in the fetal position groaning in pain. I don't have to take the OTC stuff. It helps tame my mood swings. Goodbye PMS! It makes me pleasant to be around. I'm not bitchy at all! Hormonal nut, be gone! I soooo WISH I had it at my last cycle because I ruined my warmest winter coat. I was so hormonal and irritated that I wasn't patient with my jacket. I got stuck. Well, my zippers got stuck and in my hormonal rage I, like the HULK, busted out of my coat and popped a zipper off. Then I picked up said zipper and threw it. Next came the jacket. **Not my best moment.** I can deal with anything the world throws at me, even my kids! --- Like seriously, I calmly and quietly sent my 6 year old storming off to her room for giving me attitude and she slammed her door. And me, I'm just sitting here smiling. Anything I tell you. An - Y - Thing!
Additionally, from other testimonials as I don't have this issue, but it can help with irregular cycles.
How do you use it? I apply it to my lower abdomen and lower back. And if I need an extra boost of emotional grounding, I add Valor to my wrists.
How do I get it?!
If you've been looking at oils for awhile and want to have a decent stash and a diffuser to boot, you can sign up as a wholesale member with the Premium Starter Kit here to get the discounted price (who wants to pay retail?!) and add the extra oils to your order. **This week, ending January 17th, I will be giving a $10 credit and a copy of The Happy Oils Handbook out to those who purchase a Premium Starter Kit.** If you don't want to grab the PSK, contact me and you can use my discount, because again, who wants to pay retail?
So ladies and gents, get this for yourselves, your wives, your daughters, granddaughters or your best friend. Those around them will thank you! And don't forget the wine and chocolate. Just because it deals with all the junk, doesn't mean you still can't indulge. **Also, it doesn't eliminate the flowing tears from watching Parenthood. I'm just saying...**
**Ingredients:
Fractionated Cocos Nucifera (coconut) Oil, Vitis Vinifera (grape) seed oil, Lavandula angustifolia† (lavender) oil, Foeniculum Vulgare† (fennel) oil, Salvia Sclarea† (clary) oil, Salvia officinalis† (sage) oil, Cananga Odorata† flower oil, Triticum Vulgare (Wheat) germ oil, Achillea Millefolium† Oil, Prunus Amygdalus dulcis (sweet almond) oil, Olea Europaea‡ (olive) fruit oil, and Jasminum Officinale†††.Young Living Therapeutic Grade™ essential oil
‡ Organically grown in accordance with the California Organic Foods Act of 1990.
††† 100% pure absolute
**Also note that it does have clary sage, which is great for inducing labor and helping it along the way. So please avoid it during. There is also some info you can glean from The Gentle Babies book and how to use essential oils.
People, it takes my cramps away. I'm no longer curling up in the fetal position groaning in pain. I don't have to take the OTC stuff. It helps tame my mood swings. Goodbye PMS! It makes me pleasant to be around. I'm not bitchy at all! Hormonal nut, be gone! I soooo WISH I had it at my last cycle because I ruined my warmest winter coat. I was so hormonal and irritated that I wasn't patient with my jacket. I got stuck. Well, my zippers got stuck and in my hormonal rage I, like the HULK, busted out of my coat and popped a zipper off. Then I picked up said zipper and threw it. Next came the jacket. **Not my best moment.** I can deal with anything the world throws at me, even my kids! --- Like seriously, I calmly and quietly sent my 6 year old storming off to her room for giving me attitude and she slammed her door. And me, I'm just sitting here smiling. Anything I tell you. An - Y - Thing!
Additionally, from other testimonials as I don't have this issue, but it can help with irregular cycles.
How do you use it? I apply it to my lower abdomen and lower back. And if I need an extra boost of emotional grounding, I add Valor to my wrists.
How do I get it?!
If you've been looking at oils for awhile and want to have a decent stash and a diffuser to boot, you can sign up as a wholesale member with the Premium Starter Kit here to get the discounted price (who wants to pay retail?!) and add the extra oils to your order. **This week, ending January 17th, I will be giving a $10 credit and a copy of The Happy Oils Handbook out to those who purchase a Premium Starter Kit.** If you don't want to grab the PSK, contact me and you can use my discount, because again, who wants to pay retail?
So ladies and gents, get this for yourselves, your wives, your daughters, granddaughters or your best friend. Those around them will thank you! And don't forget the wine and chocolate. Just because it deals with all the junk, doesn't mean you still can't indulge. **Also, it doesn't eliminate the flowing tears from watching Parenthood. I'm just saying...**
**Ingredients:
Fractionated Cocos Nucifera (coconut) Oil, Vitis Vinifera (grape) seed oil, Lavandula angustifolia† (lavender) oil, Foeniculum Vulgare† (fennel) oil, Salvia Sclarea† (clary) oil, Salvia officinalis† (sage) oil, Cananga Odorata† flower oil, Triticum Vulgare (Wheat) germ oil, Achillea Millefolium† Oil, Prunus Amygdalus dulcis (sweet almond) oil, Olea Europaea‡ (olive) fruit oil, and Jasminum Officinale†††.Young Living Therapeutic Grade™ essential oil
‡ Organically grown in accordance with the California Organic Foods Act of 1990.
††† 100% pure absolute
**Also note that it does have clary sage, which is great for inducing labor and helping it along the way. So please avoid it during. There is also some info you can glean from The Gentle Babies book and how to use essential oils.